Performer(s) Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a … She discovers the town to be in ruins, and, despite the advertisements for it everywhere stating otherwise, the townsfolk fearfully deny their monorail's existence. [holds up a map of the U.S. with those towns' names drawn on with pen] Miss Hoover : Thank you for coming, Mr. Lanley. What's it called? Marge drives to the town of North Haverbrook, a previous purchaser of one of Lanley's monorails. Is there a chance the track could bend? It features the con-artist Lyle Lanley as he dupes the citizens of Springfield into buying and constructing a monorail. Serious inquires only. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! The Monorail Song is sung by Lyle Lanley and the cast during The Simpsons episode "Marge vs. the Monorail" (Season 4). Well, sir, there's nothing on earth It is a parody of songs such as "Rock Island" and "Ya Got Trouble" from the musical Meredith Willson's The Music Man, where instead of lyrics being sung, they are spoken in a kind of crazy version of Gilbert-and-Sullivan-esque patter, with the exception of the final stanza, where everyone joins in song. Monorail Monorail Song Name It's more a Shelbyville idea.] Take my pen knife, my good man The ring came off my pudding can Monorail Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. I've tanked Strike Eagles doing the same thing whilst high and heavy over A-stan. What's it called? I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Theft. “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!” Lyle Lanley, voiced by Phil Hartman, is … Monorail! "The Itchy & Scratchy Show" Theme • Sideshow Bob Theme • Every Time We Say Goodbye • Kang and Kodos Theme • Somethin' Stupid • Tribute to Mr. Burns • The Monorail Song • Cape Feare (Medley) • We Do • See My Vest • Señor Burns • Dr. Zaius • Scorpio • March of the Winkies • Farewell, Sideshow Bob • Stuck in the Middle with You • The Very Reason That I Live • High to Be Loathed • You Could Do Worse, Other Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail! Villain Song Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Alf Clausen Brockway is a town that was first mentioned by Lyle Lanley as towns to which he's sold monorail systems. No, good sir, I'm on the level By Malcolm Tucker on Thu, 07/23/2015 - 2:35pm. up. Al JeanJeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti The song was performed by Langley's voice actor, the late Phil Hartman; Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, and Selma Bouvier's voice actress Julie Kavner; Bart Simpson's voice actress Nancy Cartwright; Ned Flanders' voice actor Harry Shearer; Clancy Wiggum and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's voice actor Hank Azaria; Elizabeth Hoover's voice actress Maggie Roswell; Barney Gumble, Abraham Simpson II, and Homer Simpson's voice actor Dan Castellaneta; and a chorus as the rest of the Springfield residents. Voting closed 0. reply; Lyle, get a verified account! Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=915904. It is unknown if Brockway was ruined by Lanley's monorail scam, but going by what happened to North Haverbrook and what almost happened to Springfield, it most likely was. And by gum, it put them on the map! 3 years ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Okay, two and I get to keep this old birdcage! Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! 'Ogdenville, North Haverbrook and Brockway' by flashman. - Lyle Lanley, Springfield 1993 (The Simpsons). https://villainsong.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=23207, Conan O'Brien performed the song at the live show concert, The song was inspired by the songs "Ya Got Trouble" and "Rock Island" from the 1957 musical. [Monorail] ], Television [Monorail] Once again Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Nov 29, 2017 Reactions: GeneratorNL , wbrm , TER200 and 1 other person 'I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it sure put them on the map.' I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I'm Miss Hoover. I'll tell you what I'll do. It also provided a GIF that’s regularly used in every sports arena debate (“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!”). The Monorail Song (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! Exact Words: Lanley boasts in his pitch that he's sold Monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, "And by gum, it put them on the map!" I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!" Let's just hope they don't hire Homer Simpson as a conductor. Monorail! [You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. I'll show you my idea. I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! By fizzle406 May 5, 2020, 8:14am CDT Share this story What'd I say? Really cool at night. d'oh! But Main Street's still all cracked and broken Eye Beams: A squirrel mutated by the toxic waste stored in its tree has these. Monorail --Lyle Lanley. [Heh-heh, mule.] Don't Edit. Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! As is. “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway Medical, Ogdenville Memorial, and North Haverbrook Hospital, and by gum, it put them on the map,” Lanley said. Lyle Lanley: I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map. I give you the Springfield Monorail! Monorail! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] Cartoon Song, Julie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus, Jeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti. Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a … Don't Edit. Type of Song And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Lyle is a con artist who sold the Springfieldians a badly built monorail and … Lyricist Monorail Ensinger said -"I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! " Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Dakota Bouvette I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook... and by gum, it put them on the map! The Simpsons, “ Marge Vs. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.] What'd I say? I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Not on your life, my Hindu friend Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map." The Monorail ” (season four, episode 12, originally aired 1/14/1993). I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by … The citizens of Springfield are not a sensible people. sarcasmic September.10.2010 at 8:15 am Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! [All right. [Now, wait just a minute. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! Monorail Were you sent here by the Devil? It glides as softly as a cloud Electrified, six-car monorail Report Add Reply Throw up your hands and raise your voice It is also sung briefly in "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be". Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] The Monorail Song This song is near the end of the first act and sung during a town meeting when trying to discuss what to do with some money the town got from Mr. Burns. Re: (Score: 2) by ledow. You think they're not going to rip up something they can put on the … Composer I give you the Springfield Monorail! What about us brain-dead slobs? Lyle Lanely : I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a … Quote of the episode: "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum, it put them on the map!" I swear it's Springfield's only choice Monorail! “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map! The Simpsons Origin International Monorail 1989 – Present31 years I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. I hear those things are awfully loud That's right! The zoo had not sold a monorail to Brockway, Ogdenville, or North Haverbrook at this point, and so it quoted Emerson a per-car rate for the genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail. The song was written by Al Jean, Jeff Martin, George Meyer, Frank Mula, Conan O'Brien, John Swartzwelder, and Jon Vitti. I hate every ape I see 8 months ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map. I've sold monorails to By King.of.Brighton on Tue, 01/20/2015 - 11:52am. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.] [The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Reactions: DocNo and Master_shake_ like this. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! I give you the Springfield Monorail! "The Monorail Song" is a song that appears in the season four episode "Marge vs. Monorail" of the animated television series The Simpsons. People already steal working train power cables for the copper. I'll show you my idea! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide... electrified, six-car monorail. 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